Is it really 5 am? Regan!
I don't want to get up.
I really should take down the Christmas decorations.
Sophie is so stinkin' cute.
Why is the floor crunching?
Vacuuming won't help this place
Why is Sophie still crying?
My legs are really hairy.
Will she be 17 and still in diapers?
My boots are here!
Does human flesh taste something like pork?
It's a good thing you're cute!!
Does my face make me look fat?
Oh great, another boogie.
Where is the rent check?!?!
This dinner rocks! I'm so domesticated!
Did I just burn enough calories to eat this cookie?
THEY ARE ASLEEP!!!!!!! :)