There has been a lot of ambition and high aspirations around here. The girls have decided to invent a baby-napper security system from an ingenious entanglement of yarn.
I have been assured from Regan that if anyone tries to come in and steal our baby, they will be immediately caught and unceremoniously thrown out. You can order your baby-napper security system for a one time payment of $19.95. (Installation not included)
Entrepreneur Regan
I, myself am trying out for the Miss Pregnant America pageant and have sent in these photos.
I should be a top contestant and I think the nose ring gives me an edge. I am still waiting to hear back from Ambercrombie, American Eagle, and Victoria Secret for modeling consideration.
So, as I said, we're high flyers around here. Don't mean to brag......it's just how we roll.