People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
Give the world your best and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway.
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. It never was between you and them anyway.
-Mother Teresa

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

High flyin'

There has been a lot of ambition and high aspirations around here. The girls have decided to invent a baby-napper security system from an ingenious entanglement of yarn.

I have been assured from Regan that if anyone tries to come in and steal our baby, they will be immediately caught and unceremoniously thrown out. You can order your baby-napper security system for a one time payment of $19.95. (Installation not included)

Entrepreneur Regan

Entrepreneur Sophie

I, myself am trying out for the Miss Pregnant America pageant and have sent in these photos.
(19 wks)

(22 wks)
I should be a top contestant and I think the nose ring gives me an edge. I am still waiting to hear back from Ambercrombie, American Eagle, and Victoria Secret for modeling consideration.

So, as I said, we're high flyers around here. Don't mean to brag......it's just how we roll.

10 comments:

Skousen Seven said...

I might be interested in the security system for my many friends who are having babies! Maybe I can get a deal? I'll talk to Regan at the reunion:)
You definitly have my vote for the crown!! The nose ring truly gives you an advantage:) Seriously, you look fabulous!!! Can't wait to see you next week:)

The Colvins said...

Kristal, you look beautiful! Really you do. Your girls crack me up...can I order a baby napper? How much more does installation cost because there is no way that I'm going to be able to figure that one out! I'm so looking forward to meeting this new bundle of Joy (as I'm sure you are too) and hearing all the funny things she says and does!

Aunt Tiff said...

Love how you find humor in everything!! You are amazing!!

The Jones Family said...

That's the BEST invention I've EVER seen! You've got some pretty smart girls to come up with that! I couldn't help but sneak a peek at your blog when I saw in on the Lunts list. I'm so happy for you and your family, and wish you the best! I'm diggin' that nose ring of yours!!

Dawna Greer said...

Wow! Little Baby Girl Joy is definitely pushing out your belly in the past 4 weeks! Great to see you're growing. The nose ring decoration is so worth it.

Its so nice that the girls are vigilantly preparing a fail-safe plan for protecting their little sister. What a cool invention but I would expect nothing less from your cleverly creative girls. Looking forward to seeing all of you next week.

Becky and the Boys said...

You'd win any pregnancy modeling gig you tried for. Sign me up for one of those baby napper contraptions. Maybe it would stop Tristan from putting necklaces and bracelets on ours while she's sleeping!

The Merrills said...

:)

KaNdRa and JaReD said...

OH my word those girst are the most funniest girls ever. Between Regans brains and Sophies energy(and slyness) they are a powerhouse so it doesn't surprise me that they came up with that. Regan is pretty paranoid about stuff like that(being kidnapped,car accidents,etc). Can't wait to see you all in a few days!

The Gurney Family said...

Hahahaha. Dang they are funny and you girl are on your way to fame. You have really started the worm boogie fashion statement of the year. How are you doing? I hope we can harvest the worm soon!!!! Love ya!

Anthony and Rene said...

Hey i haven't looked at your blog in forever....CONGRATS!!!! I am so excited for you guys. It looks like you still live in the village too. How great is that. I am also baking a baby in the womb too. When are you due? Our's is due in Oct. Congrats again...how exciting!!!