People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
Give the world your best and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway.
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. It never was between you and them anyway.
-Mother Teresa

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Regan's origins revealed


Regan has finally broke the news to us about where she comes from.  It is called Wizard Land.  It was a planet that she lived on, and before it was shattered to pieces by a tornado, her wizard parents sent her on a small space ship and she flew through space into Jennifer's tummy.  She is apparently the only wizard left and can't use her powers all the time or they will disappear.

"Women in Wizard Land have babies everyday.  They have a baby one day, then the next day they have another baby."  Yipes....glad I'm not in Wizard Land.  Sounds a lot like hell to me.  We had just gotten home from somewhere and I set the baby down on my bed because she was asleep.  A few minutes later, Regan asks me if I have changed Allie's diaper and I said no.  She said, "Mom, you should have changed her now.  That is wizard language.  It means you should have changed her now.  It kind of sounds the same."

She could not stop talking about it for two hours.  I caught bits and pieces of it because the baby was crying, I was trying to organize dinner, the baby was crying, and then we were eating dinner.  I had to tell her about twenty times to be quiet and finish her cereal all gone or it would get soggy.  "Mom, did you know that in wizard language 'all gone' is 'cokina'?"
"Oh, really?  Well, EAT YOUR CEREAL COKINA FOR HEAVEN SAKES!"
Sophie thought it was pretty funny.  Regan, however, gave me a look that said, "how dare you use my wizard language!"

(A piece of her homework.  Baby got back! :)

There is no food or water in Wizard Land so I have to conclude that people there are starving and stinky.


This is her wizard mother, Wizard Love.  And she was apparently the most beautiful wizard mom in Wizard Land.  More beautiful than a peacock.  Those are rainbow earrings on her deformed ears.  Her wizard dad, Dwang, has dark skin and bluish green ginormous ears.  Regan is at the bottom.  They named her Regan too, coincidentally.

At the end of our world the wizard world will be put back together and she will return there.  We learn new things about wizards and wizard world everyday.  What a crazy, smart, imaginative girl I have!

(the t-rex she created out of geometric blocks)

5 comments:

The Merrills said...

Kids make life so entertaining in so many ways!

Aunt Tiff said...

Love it!

KaNdRa and JaReD said...

She has the most crazy imagination I have ever hear of!! Love that girl though:)

Dawna Greer said...

Regan is quite the girl--has enough imagination for the rest of us all together! Life is never dull with her around. Miss your girls!

The Colvins said...

Your little Regan is quite the character...she is too funny. Your posts always make me laugh!