Joy to the World: Catch-a-Cat system

People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
Give the world your best and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway.
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. It never was between you and them anyway.
-Mother Teresa

Friday, July 13, 2012

Catch-a-Cat system

Regan's baby napper security system was such a huge success that she has decided to go large scale.

What we have here folks is the Catch-a-Cat system. For only two low payments of $29.95 you can be the lucky owner of this incredible contraption that will catch cats. Heck I bet it would catch people too. Installation is an additional $20 and you can't beat the kind of service you will receive.

Regan and her assistant Sophie will personally see that it wraps clear around your house, yard, and drive-way. And for no extra charge they will wrap it around the cul-de-sac. Not only will it go around your light pole, but it will reach clear across the road to the street sign in case the cat in question decides to cross the street.